But Seriously? We May Be Causing Real Trauma.

We have a big picture window in our living room.  It faces the corner where, in the dark, dark, early morning hours, high schoolers stand, waiting for the bus to pick them up.  Our dining room table is clearly visible from the street, through this window.

Here's the conversation that I had with The Man the other day.

Me: 'I wonder if the high school kids out there like to watch me pump my boobs every morning?' [Chuckling with the imagery of terrorizing high school boys with the FUNCTIONALITY of boobseses.]

The Man: [pauses]

The Man: 'Well. Probably about as much as they like to see me walking through the house every morning in my underwear.'

BAAHAHAHAAA!

Right?!

So, here we are, making abstinence popular among our neighborhood teens.

I hope their parents appreciate us.

Comments

[Kelly]

They need to know and understand the utilitarian aspect of boobs. Food...it's what they're here for. The boys, they need to know and respect this. So keep it up, mama.

[areyoukiddingme?]

I'm pretty sure high school boys like to see boobs in any context...

I love the idea of the public service you're providing, though!

[MidLifeMama]

You are providing a public service. There should be a commendation coming your way.