* About 5 minutes to write this [so-called] post.
* Two loaves of Chocolate Chip Banana Bread cooling on a wire rack in the kitchen.
* Never made bread of any kind before.
* Exactly 5 pair of underwear that fit well. All maternity. (I know that you're doing the math and curious to know what happens on days 6 & 7, right?)
* The CAMERA BACK!
* Yet to take a Christmas photo or photos of the recent age milestones (3 months and 2.5 years.)
* Yet to take a picture on anything other than 'Full Auto.'
* Sore, sore, back and shoulders. Always.
* Creaky knees and a weakened spirit.
* A gym membership that has gone unused for approximately 4 months.
* Two pairs of jeans that are comfortable. Both maternity.
* A couple pairs of regular jeans that fit SIZE-wise but no longer seem to fit SHAPE-wise.
* An unfortunate situation around the mid-section.
* A shorter fuse than usual. Like I ever imagined THAT shit was possible.
* Good Days and Bad Days.
* Never dared to tally and compare Good Days : Bad Days.
* A strange Dexter addiction.
* A long wait for DVDs to come out (no spoilers, fuckers!)
* Been drinking two cups of tea a day.
* Been taking Zantac on the reg.
* Gone back to work, since the last post.
* Been stir crazy as all fuck.
* A new blog crush on Jive Turkey. She is wicked funny and reminds me of the sense of humor I once had.
* Not corrected her kid from mispronouncing M&Ms as NEMINEMS because it's so effing CUTE.
* Just realized that TOMORROW is New Year's Eve.
* Made it through the 5th holiday season without A Mother.
* Barely made it through the 1st holiday season as A Mother of Two.
* Yet to send out holiday gifts.
* De-friended someone on Facebook for the first time ever.
* Decided that life is too short to put up with Jackassery that I can control my own damn self.
* Lots of ideas for posts in the middle of the night.
* No ability to recall these ideas in the morning. (OBVIOUSLY.)
* Nothing but love and admiration for you, if you've made it this far.
xoxo
