Yesterday I went to my grad school to meet a friend for lunch and while on the elevator, I saw a sign that read:
Please wait until the
car has come to a complete stop
before exiting
the elevator
Only, it was 'altered' by [a grad school vandal slash literary genius] to read:
car has come to a complete stop
before exiting
the elevator
Only, it was 'altered' by [a grad school vandal slash literary genius] to read:
"Please wait until the
car has come to a complete stop
before exiting"
--the elevator
car has come to a complete stop
before exiting"
--the elevator
HA HA HAAAAA!

I love it. But then, I'm a total nerd.
Posted by: Shelly | August 04, 2009 at 12:19 PM
Wait, how do you exit an elevator before it has come to a stop? Wouldn't the doors still be closed?
Posted by: Laura Lou | August 03, 2009 at 07:38 PM
funny :)
Posted by: Lori Portka | August 03, 2009 at 09:52 AM
Cute.
Posted by: Secret Mom Thoughts | August 03, 2009 at 08:47 AM
MENSA vandal.
Posted by: patois | August 02, 2009 at 11:14 AM
Clever!
Also? This is grad school. By this juncture, does it really need to be said?
Posted by: Manic Mommy | August 02, 2009 at 07:01 AM
Ditto.
Posted by: Sam | August 02, 2009 at 02:06 AM
Genius!
Posted by: Emily | August 02, 2009 at 12:51 AM
I concur. Literary genius.
Posted by: Alexis M | August 02, 2009 at 12:40 AM
Literary genius all the way!
Posted by: MissM | August 01, 2009 at 11:43 PM
Definitely literary genius!
Posted by: Kai | August 01, 2009 at 09:11 PM